Blanket

"Grannie... someone's exchanged the blanket I bought for when I come to crash on your couch for the weekend...  think someone needed a new one that badly?"

optical

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Well, I didn't know men could get immaculate degeneration.

Family Trust

             So a Family Trust is for when you don't trust your family?

store

We always put new prices on the used goods then nobody asks if they're new.